The UnMedical BRAIN

The UnMedical Brain is the place you put it all so your actual brain can breathe.

It’s not medical advice, and should be securely stored.

A grab-and-go home-care binder for real-life caregivers.

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What is The UnMedical Brain?

The UnMedical Brain is a printable home-care guide that turns a simple binder into your caregiving command center.

It’s a PDF you print and fill in that gives you:

  • One place for meds, appointments, equipment, and emergency info

  • Clear, plain-language prompts so you’re not guessing what to track

  • Ready-to-use pages for crisis, calm days, and everything in between

This is your grab-and-go binder for when things go sideways at home: you grab this, and nobody’s guessing.

Who is it for?

The UnMedical Brain is built for UnMedical caregivers:

  • Spouses who suddenly became the “nurse” at home

  • Adult children managing Mom or Dad’s meds, appointments, and safety

  • Family/friends who “just help a little” but somehow became point person.

  • Anyone doing medical-level tasks with zero formal training

You don’t need letters after your name.
You just need a way to keep the story straight, the meds right, and the helpers calm.

If you’re the one everyone texts with: “What did the doctor say?”
—this is for you.

Why does it exist?

Inside the hospital, they have:

  • Protocols

  • Flowsheets

  • Hand-off notes

  • Systems built for staff

At home, you get:

  • Discharge papers

  • A quick bedside demo

  • A bag of supplies

  • …and hope for the best

You got handed a medical-level job with none of the tools.

The UnMedical Brain exists to give families a home-sized version of that organization:

  • Plain-language pages

  • Built for kitchen tables, not nurse stations

  • Focused on what actually keeps your person safe.

What’s inside?

You’re not buying cute quotes. You’re buying pages that do work.

A taste of what’s in The UnMedical Brain:

  • Emergency At a Glance – Address, key contacts, critical risks. So nobody’s guessing under pressure.

  • Snapshot – At-a-Glance Profile – Who your person is, baseline, daily rhythm, triggers, and what actually helps them.

  • Care Plan (for a few hours of coverage) – “Do this, don’t do that” for anyone stepping in so they don’t break the routine.

  • Medication Administration Record (MAR) – Simple grid to track what was given, when, and by who, so you don’t double-dose.

  • PRN (As-Needed) Med Log – What you gave, why, and if it worked—especially for pain, nausea, anxiety.

  • 911 Hand-Off Sheet – One-page emergency summary to hand straight to EMTs or the ER.

  • End of Life (EOL) Gameplan – A practical, non-legal checklist for what to do when someone dies at home and who to call first.

  • Chaos Kit List – Build-it-once “oh-shit bucket” for blood, vomit, and big messes when you’re tired and out of patience.

  • Provider & Contacts Index – All the doctors, pharmacies, equipment companies, and helpers in one sheet.

  • Vitals & Observation Log – Track “what’s normal” versus “what changed” so you can catch problems early.

  • Incident / Fall Report – Capture what actually happened before the details fade, so the doctor sees the whole picture.

  • Appointment & Task Tracker – Every visit, call, instruction, and follow-up in one place.

  • Hospital Discharge Snapshot – Med changes, wound orders, red flags, follow-ups—summarized on one page after a stay.

  • Insurance & ID Snapshot – Plan numbers, IDs, portals, and authorizations so you’re not hunting cards.

  • Equipment & Supplies Sheet – What gear you have, who services it, when to reorder supplies, and who to call if it fails.

  • Home Access & Safety Map – How to get in, where the hazards are, and what responders need to know.

  • Weekly Care Schedule – Who’s doing what, which days, and the weekly rhythm that keeps the house from going feral.

  • Emergency Info Summary (Face Sheet) – Top-level info for clinicians and responders, front and center.

  • “What Changed?” Symptom Tracker – Turn “something’s off” into concrete notes with dates, vitals, and actions taken.

  • Transportation Plan – Who can drive, how to transfer, what to pack, and how to move safely with equipment.

  • ROI / HIPAA Release Reminder – Where the real forms are and who is actually authorized to get records.

  • Appointments & Providers One-Page Tracker – Upcoming visits, at a glance.

  • Wallet Quick Reference Sheet – A tiny backup when your full Brain isn’t with you.

When should you use it?

Short answer: as soon as care becomes “more than casual.”

It’s especially useful when:

  • Someone is coming home from hospital or rehab

  • New diagnoses, new meds, or new equipment show up

  • You’ve got more than one specialist and can’t keep them straight

  • Multiple helpers are rotating in and out and keep asking, “Okay, what do I need to know?”

  • You’re tired of the “it’s all in my head” system and scared you’ll miss something

You don’t have to fill everything in on day one.
Even a half-finished Brain can save your ass in an emergency.


Common-sense caregiving — no scrubs required.